I had nothing to do with the untimely demise of my wealthy wonderful husband.
Not a single day passes where I don’t create more evidence for the prosecution of my someday murder trial when my sweet, elderly husband mysteriously dies in our mansion and I don’t act the way the media thinks I should. I can hear the lawyer say now: “the signs were there!“. If you ever find yourself in this situation, I would consider dressing as such.
Leaving the courthouse and being hounded by paparazzi:
This gorgeous cape dress is from Rent the Runway! When I first saw this dress on their website, my first thought was “this is exactly what a widow accused of murdering her rich husband would wear to court!” I have a running gag with some friends that I sometimes dress like I a rich widow who is trying to look innocent and it’s so fun to play the part. Years from now, this blog post is going to be the most incriminating evidence against me. And I can live with that.
Similar dresses, heels, clutches and gloves can be found below! I was really inspired by Ariana Grande’s new ‘positions’ music video for my hair and make-up. I really love the 60s vibe and would love to play around with more make-up looks like this soon. This hairstyle really exposes my roots, but what is a distressed widow to do?
Kayla and I took these photos on a freezing, windy day in Old Ellicott City. Shoutout to Kayla for adventuring with me to the Howard County Courthouse and being an amazing photographer. Once again, you can check out Kayla’s photography here. She is currently scheduling family, boudoir and couples photoshoots this month in the DMV area!
Thanks for reading! xx